It Appears My Home Has Been Invaded By Ninjas

So, Mikey has finally started losing his baby teeth. This is something he's been talking about for a very long time. But now that the tooth fairy has begun making regular visits to our home, my son has grown more and more perplexed. Who is this magical being leaving quarters on his dresser late at night?

At first, he was convinced that it was just me sneaking in and swapping his lost chompers for loot. Which led to an in depth conversation about how I have absolutely no use for his old teeth. And if he wanted me to collect and dispose of them, it seems only fair that he pay me, and not the other way around. Plus, my children know that I have a bad habit of throwing away things for no reason other than they are creating clutter in my home and I don't want to deal with one more thing to dust, file, or organize. Why on earth would I collect a bunch of tiny teeth?

Which caused Mikey to ponder the mystery of the tooth fairy for a few more days. Finally, he emerged from his room with a theory that he felt good about.

"Mom," he said, "I know that there is no such thing as the tooth fairy, because fairies aren't real. They're pretend. It must be a tooth ninja..."

And you know what? It makes sense. Ninjas are stealthy. Who else could scale the side of a home, climb in a second story window, sneak into a bedroom and steal a tooth in the dead of night without being caught? I like it.

So, while the tooth fairy may visit your home, we send all our business over to her competition--the tooth ninja. I think it might just catch on...

Go In-laws, Go!

Yes, I am cheering on my in-laws. Don't act like you've never done the same. You see, my brother in-law Todd, and his beautiful wife, Jessica, are making some pretty momentous steps in their lives. They will soon be both first time home buyers and first time parents. Talk about making progress! We were lucky enough to be in their neck of the woods last weekend. They took us to see their current home and the home they will soon be buying. And they made us a delicious lunch and let us play with their wii. That's real love for you. Natty informed me that once "the baby comes out of Aunt Jessica's tummy, you can have my room. I will move in with them." Thanks, Natty. Gratitude and loyalty just ooze from your presence. Congrats guys!!!

Zoo

I love the zoo. Seriously, what is better than a day at the zoo? Not much, my friends. I love to watch creatures do their crazy wild animal kingdom thing. This trip we watched a really excited ape swing from tree to tree. It was AWESOME! He (or she?) put on a huge show for us, complete with monkey noises and super cool Tarzan-like moves. Then we watched a gorgeous Koi fish eat stuff off the surface of the pond. We saw tons of macaws up close and personal, and stood right next to a sleeping monitor lizard. Hello? Am I the only one that thinks that is amazing? We even got to take a super fun train ride around the circumference of the park. The kids and I totally lucked out and got the very back row of seats so that our view of the train ride was completely unobstructed (notice Natty's concerned face in the picture below. I jumped off the train to take a picture and she was really afraid I wouldn't be able to get back on before it took off!). It was great. Oh, and we saw pictures of the crazy, bent neck giraffe that used to live there (alas, she passed away in January of this year, rest her poor, crooked soul).
I got some flower pictures (I love taking pictures of flowers! Why? They don't move!!! Kids are so hard to focus on...)
We capped off our zoo trip with the biggest money scam ever created--the smashed penny. Every time I make one of those, I cringe. I can't believe that I would actually pay someone fifty cents to remove all monetary value from my penny. But, the kids wanted a souvenir, and as much as I hate it, the only other thing in the gift shop going for under a buck was a post card, and that wasn't much cooler. So, I gave in and spent a buck on smashed pennies for the kids. I'm such a sucker. I know, somewhere out there, some grubby little millionaire is sitting on a pile of quarters laughing at me and my smashed pennies. Well, let him laugh. Mikey thought it was the coolest thing in the world and it bought me a quiet car ride home. It was totally worth $1.02. So laugh on--grubby, smashed penny millionaire! I was the real winner in that transaction!!!

The Davies

We also got to spend a few days with my folks last week. I got to see everyone--my mom, dad, sisters, brother, in-laws, Uncle Danny and Grandpa Harris. Not bad for one trip. Courtney and her husband "Big" Mike (which is a big time misnomer) let us swim in their pool (which we totally monopolized for like two hours every single day). Mikey got so good that he was able to swim from the shallow end of the pool all the way to the deep end--all by himself! My parents bought Natty a pair of rain boots, which she has insisted on wearing every second since they gave them to her. I had a great time. I love you guys so much! Thank you for having us out!!!

Visiting Grandma Trittipo

The kids and I got to spend the night at Grandma Trittipo's last week. It was so much fun! We went to Chuck E. Cheese, hung out with Uncle Dan, played legos and baby dolls, saw Kung Fu Panda and ate (a lot!). It was such a blast. Thank you for having us out, Debbie!!!

Alien Martian Party

So this month was Mikey's 7th birthday, and I decided that it was finally time to become a real mother and put on my first ever, real invite-kids-your-own-age-games-cake-chaos birthday party. In the past we lived really close to family, so I was able to eek by with regular old familial BBQ's for birthday celebrations. I have to admit, I was slightly horrified by the thought of having a half dozen little boys tearing through my house, all hopped up on sugar and adrenaline. In the end though, it was a ton of fun. Don't get me wrong, it was complete, mad chaos. But, it was fun. The theme was "Alien Martian Party" (which I realize is totally redundant, but Mikey insisted on it). We played "pin the eye on the alien" and "hot moon rock." We made UFOs and glow in the dark moon rocks. We completed the party with a real UFO b'day cake (cooked by me and decorated by Chad). I have tons of pictures, but I will only post the ones that keep the party goers anonymous. I'm not sure that other mothers want their children's pictures plastered all over my blog. Suffice it to say, it was a crazy good time!

4th of July

Okay, so I am terribly, terribly behind on my posts. So much happened in one month that I just couldn't keep up. So, I will be catching up one event at a time, beginning with the 4th of July. I love, love, LOVE 4th of July in Washington! It is so festive! Fireworks everywhere!!! This year was especially fun because we got to share it with my perfect in-laws and the amazing Campbells. It was such a blast. We used our before mentioned BBQ (Chad managed to catch his hand on fire again, melting the good oven mitt, but that's another story for another post), Mac and Angela brought the tastiest watermelon ever grown by human hands, and the Campbells brought an incredibly delicious salad and TWO yummy desserts. Then we sat in the front yard and watched the fireworks. Chad splurged this year and got a few pieces of "real" ammo, in an attempt to make up for the disgrace of last year's purchase (How were we to know? Where we came from $30 worth of sparklers and snakes wasn't only a big deal--it was illegal!!). It was super fun to watch his inner pyro come out and visit for a night. I think it is safe to say that roman candles are his new favorite toys.
Chad's total glee was so contagious that he convinced Angela to walk away from the tri-pod and give it try. (By the way, if you want to see real 4th of July pictures, check out her page)

Natalie wasn't the biggest fan at first, but by the end of the night even she was begging for her turn to play with fire. Washington is so perfect. I used to sleep through 4th of July festivities, and now it is one of my favorite holidays!!! Yeah for Washington!!!